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Presents for the wife.
Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn’t like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

eye exam.
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."

The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you’re upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
oops spelling mistake i mean ‘jokes’
lol.

LMAO that first one rocked!

Second one was ok

Is it illegal to have a wet t shirt contest in a tavern, bar, or night club in washington state? I have rarely seen one advertised and have been told that they are illegal.

That actually is not a state law, it’s a city ordinance, or a local vice law.

Each locality is different. Depending on your reason for asking, I’d actually go consult with some one at the Police Department/City Hall regarding ordinances and permits for the same.

Why are things like enterting a wet t shirt competition seen as bad but going to church good?

What harm is guys seeing girls breats through a wet t shirt or nude posing? none.

compare that to the churches history of sexsim, inquistions, witch burning, chid abuse, repression, relgious wars etc
Likewise where is the harm in stippers, nude modelling etc as long as both sexes are catered for ie male strippers especailly regarding things like buck and hen nights and 21 birthdays or lonley folk.

Now any coercsion is bullying and a different issue so just talking consentual

Verses things like teengs hun and stoned to death by the islamic relgions, gays executed too, terrorisim, religious wars, the slughter of native americans, the church kidnapping aborigonie kids in the stolen generation. All the mean and nasty calling girls sluts and whores etc
someone asked about sources so this is what relgion leads to

http://www.iran-e-azad.org/stoning/stoning-t1.rm

http://www.apostatesofislam.com/media/stoning.htm

YOUNG TEEN GIRL BEING STONED TO DEATH WHICH LASTWED 30 MIN TILL SHE DIED. By kurds this time not muslims… stoning videos are hard to come by but in the same area as where islam does it

http://ballyblog.wordpress.com/2007/05/04/iraqis-stone-girl-to-death/

News report TEENAGE GIRL TO BE HUNG IN IRAN FOR DEFENDING HERSELF AGAINST RAPE. AND ANOTHER FOR SEX

http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/009746.php

http://www.iranfocus.com/modules/news/article.php?story…

48:00
The hanging of Atefeh Rajabi, 16-year-old, Neka
200 MURDERED IN RIOTS OVER A SILLY BEAUTY SHOW AND JOKE WHILST YOUNG MOTHERS TO BE TORTURE STONED TO DEATH

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/2240790.stm

christianity

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/dispatches/episode-guide/series-8/episode-1

http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/dispatches/saving+africas+witch+children/2780062

14 year old jailed for life for sexting her boyfriend

http://www.netlingo.com/more/Girl_arrested.pdf

church abuse of 30,000 girls
www.netreach.net/~steed/magdalen.html

The documentary about the Magdalene abuse Can be seen here

HONOUR KILLINGS

http://www.rawa.org/honorkilling.htm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=396745&in_page_id=1770

CHURCH SUPPORT FOR CHILD RAPE
CHRUCH CAUSING PEADOPHILA ON A MASSIVE SCALE DUE TO POLICIES ON CONTRCEPTION AND SEX ED AND MASS LIES ON CONDOMS LEADING TO MASSIVE SPREAD OF aids

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/panorama/5389684.stm

Documentry available for streaming here

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/player/nol/newsid_5400000/newsid_5403100?redirect=5403158.stm&news=1&nbram=1&nbwm=1&bbram=1&bbwm=1

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23369148-details/Pope+’led+cover-up+of+child+abuse+by+priests’/article.do

the above are for george

oh and wheres your "sources" on this one? *rolls eyes*

get a clue, loser.

After all, McCain’s old lady did show off her stuff in the wet T-Shirt contest at the famous Biker Rally in Sturgis S.D. last year for Thousands and Thousands of Screaming Motorcycle Enthusiasts!

Besides, it might help her campaign, Financially anyway.
She’ll be posing with a .300 Weatherby and a Mossberg .12 gauge riot.

no, think of the damage to the eyesight of "hustler" viewers!

I know this sounds perverted, but I’m curious as to how many girls here have been part of a wet T shirt contest… Just Curious!
OH and uh, don’t be afraid to let off on the details

…yeah, I was on a road trip with friends and we ran out of gas money so I entered the wet t-shirt contest and won $100.

After all, McCain’s old lady did show off her stuff in the wet T-Shirt contest at the famous Biker Rally in Sturgis S.D. last year for Thousands and Thousands of Screaming Motorcycle Enthusiasts!

Besides, it might help her campaign, Financially anyway.
She’ll be posing with a .300 Weatherby and a Mossberg .12 gauge riot.

no, think of the damage to the eyesight of "hustler" viewers!

My crush is having a party tonight. I have slept with this girl once and hope to again. She invited me to her party tonight which will have a wet t-shirt contest and jello wrestling. Girls how do you feel about this type of party? Would you show up? Would you participate in either one of these contests?

i only attended wet boxer parties.

a lawyer and a biker, were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."
The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn’t like the t-shirt, then she could go F herself.

hhaaaahhaha

Just wondering if there are any bikini contest or wet t-shirt contest of any kind at South Beach, FL. If so what clubs or hot spots (certain parts of the beach) do you need to go to? Also what days and times do they have the contest. It’s myself and my husband going down on June 26th and returning on July 7th and wanting to know if I can make some cash while we’re there. By the way we’re staying at the Kent hotel on 7th street. Thanks for the advice!

are you kidding me, if its HOT , its going on in south beach! where have you been under a rock….but watch out for the bangerbrothers…they ride around in a white van and pick up girls, lie to them to get them , into their van and film them having sex with this dude and they put it online, but theyll pay you, then leave you naked somewhere when they "DROP YOU OFF" in the middle of nowhere but since your looking for that enviroment, with the wet t-shirt contest and such, seeing their van may be a sight for your sore eyes….hope you score big….