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Hi, in cadets we’ve been told we can design our own hoodies or t-shirts for fun, and I want somnething humorous on mine Anyone gto any good slogans/pictures etc.? I need it to be funny, but not toooo offensive, as if it’s a hoodie I’m most likely going to be wearing it outside of cadets too. (A little is fine )
a website would be great.
thanks!

Well, we got tshirts made with the company logo on the front with the words OP STD below it, and some basterdization of our names on the back
If you want, just like a platoon hoodie or shirt, then have like —–platoon, the flying ninja’s or whatever your platoon is known as. When i was a cadet our platoon was Le cateu- The Crazy Cats! and hence that graced all our apparall.
If your looking for somthing to comemorate a certain camp or somthing, like a tour t-shirt, like our Op STD one, get somthing like Aldershot Summer Pub Crawl, 2010, obv changing Aldershot to the apropriate location.

Think of a joke the whole platoon will identify with, and go with that. IE we also nearly got some done with —— Platoon-The Chav Resistance, as our compund kept getting invaded by the little scrotes that lived nearby, untill one day they ‘Attacked’ whilst we were doing rifle drill…

Hope this helped!

Edit; just remembered where we got the inspiration from for that chav one- one of the kids a couple of years older than us had one that read- The CCF- Kicking the sh*t out of chavs since 1901

How do you translate these Han characters? (funny t-shirt)?

admin — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 04:33:49 +0000

According to this site, the Han characters on the t-shirt translate as "idiot". I’m not sure if I can trust the site, though. Would someone please translate these characters and confirm what they’re saying is true? Thanks.

http://www.damnfunnytshirts.com/product_info.php/products_id/103

馬鹿 baka

Yes, it means idiot or fool in Japanese. It can also be written as: ばか, バカ and 莫迦.

In Chinese it can only mean what the two characters literally stand for: horse and deer.

Funniest T-Shirt Saying?

admin — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:21:05 +0000

Hiya! Just wondering….what’s the funniest saying/message/slogan you’ve ever seen on a T-Shirt? Asking this question to get some good laughs. Hopefully there’ll be some funny ones out there!
PS
You might be asking yourself ‘What an odd question what kind of idiot would want to ask that?’ Well, it’s out of sheer boredom.

“In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced on television.” – Erma Bombeck

“I think that’s how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, ‘Gee, I’m enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn’t cold enough, let’s go west.’” – Richard Jeni

“California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange.” – Fred Allen

“A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.” – William Arthur Ward

“Be a froot loop in a world full of cheerios ” – Sandra R

“What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.” – Oscar Wilde

“Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought — particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.” – Woody Allen

“I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?” – Orlando Bloom

Where can I buy a Fake Vest T-Shirt?

admin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:10:46 +0000

I saw this funny looking shirt that they used to sell at Graniph.com, but it looks like they’re sold out. I tried emailing them with no luck. I was wondering if anyone knew any other places or people that I can buy this shirt from. Thanks!

maybe you can try the shop online: http://useetrading.com/
I saw some similar styles on the website,affordable.

What are some funny class t-shirt ideas?

admin — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 21:33:58 +0000

On the first day of school, everybody wears funny t-shirts that say something about the underclassmen or a play on words of some type about being seniors? My friends and I don’t know what to put, can you help. We’re the class of 2011!!

Slogans:
"1, 1 son!"
"Ba11in’"
"Better than heaven, twenty eleven"
"class of 2011.. we’re so great we’re #1 twice"

Appliance Night Out – Funny Animation

admin — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:24:34 +0000

Aniboom t-shirt winner of the day is :cookierage

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What are some websites that sell really cute/funny t shirts? :P?

admin — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:36:56 +0000

I looked at that one website not that long ago. ;D They do have cute t shirts.

Ooh the coolest t-shirts around are from David and Goliath! They have cute and funny quotes and things like that on the front.
BUT BEWARE! The sites for the UK and USA are different.
For UK:

http://www.chicksrule.co.uk/womens/

For USA:

http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/

There you go.

Beer Tap T-Shirt – Only At Deez Teez!

admin — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 18:07:31 +0000

The best invention since beer… the Beer Tap T-Shirt! Only at Deez Teez! A bottle opener built into the t-shirt. Epic. Awesome. Open your beer with your t-shirt while your friends look for an opener, crack a tooth, chip the kitchen counter top… choose your funny t-shirt design, and beer tap any t-shirt at DeezTeez.com!

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I want to make a funny twilight shirt..?

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:39:45 +0000

I want to make a funny Twilight shirt for the premiere at midnight but I can’t think of anything clever.. any ideas?

"dude, i DAZZLE myself" xD and make it all sparkly..
"Jasper is sexy, too sexy for his shirt, so sexy that it hurts, that’s why he always looks like he’s in pain."
"hello, my name is Jacob Black’s(or edwards)Girlfriend"
"you HAVE to love a guy that would piss of the VOLTURI for you(;"
"HALE yes, i’m a JASPER fan!!"
"Dammit bella, I got dibs on the next sparkling vampire, kay!?"
hahaha,
HAVE FUN(:!!
Team Jacob<33333!!