I was pulled over a week ago for speeding and I was wearing a shirt that had "dikfore" on it. When the cop gave me the ticket, she asked me "What's a dick for?" and I took offense.
Should I address this when I dispute my ticket?
well YOU were the only wearing the shirt…if you didn't want anyone commenting on it you shoulnd't be wearing it in the first place
I really want to but I'm curious about their fitting. For women, are they like tight fit or like cotton that doesn't really fit. Can anyone give me a desciription? Thanks!
so far ive seen them fit on people that i know but its all about preference. if you like it loose or tight.
umm idk forever 21 urban outfitters pacsun zumiez wet seal uhhh
I am presenting a speech in my classroom in two days about Wind energy and wind turbines. I’m thinking of wearing a t shirt with a funny phrase on it relating to wind (i can get the t shirt phrase written easily) so please just give me any funny phrase relating to wind, wind energy, wind turbines etc…
so far i came up with only this line: “be like the wind and BLOW ME 
”
I like really Big wind mills at my Golf course!
Wind Mills, 500 years of Dutch tradition can’t be all wrong!
Nuke’s aren’t neede because the Wind Blow’s!
Now if we could just harness the wind out of you!
(or simply) Blow me, It’s Electrifying!
try ebay, or,
buy iron-on paper [you can get it at fabric stores and craft stores] and print out the logo you want, just follow the instructions!
Lol my favorite shirt is one where it has a toilet paper roll on it and says “That’s how I roll..” Lol fits of laughter. What is your favorite shirt saying?
The funniest one I saw was one that the writing started out clear, but got pretty blurry by the end and it went:
One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
FLOOR
I laughed at that one for a long time! Good Question, by the way.
Posted under Funny T ShirtOr always be rude and have pie stains on their shirts? So many times I have noticed that bus drivers just pull out in front of you.
Yes, I am aware of the 'give way to buses' rule! It's the 'get mown down by a careless halfwit' that puzzles me.
No, but the ignorant bastards pull out whether a car is going around it or what. They just whack the indicator on and pull out.
Im glad i dont use buses, the drivers are either foreign so you cant understand them, nor them understand you, or they are rude arrogant pr*cks.
Posted under Rude T ShirtsHello children of the 80’s. Read this, it will take you back but be
careful ’cause it will also make you realise that you are now
actually quite old ……..
Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn’t be broken.
You know all the words to “Ice Ice Baby”.
You wanted to be on “Jim’ll Fix It”.
You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before he had
plastic surgery.
You wore one of those slap-on wristbands at some point…or heaven
forbid one of those T-shirts that changed colour with heat (Global
Hypercolour).
You had slouch socks and puff painted your own shirt at least once.
You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, Wax off”.
You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power and He-Man got
cancelled.
You can remember watching Saved by the Bell
You remember Madonna in her cone stage.
You knew “The Artist” when he was humbly called “Prince.”
You even wore fluorescent-neon clothing… (if you can call it
clothing!)
Not only did you wear fluorescent-neon clothing, but they were
mismatched with fingerless gloves and toweling socks.
You could break dance (ok, you wished you could)
You remember when Amiga was a state of the art video game system.
You remember M.C. Hammer.
You can still sing the rap to “Fresh Prince of Bel Air”….
You can remember when it was Jazzy Jeff and The fresh Prince and
NOT just plain Will Smith!
You own any cassettes.
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, ALF or ET lunchbox.
You have ever pondered on why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
My Little Pony, Gummy Bears and Transformers are familiar to you.
You ever had a Swatch Watch.
You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the “Care Bear
stare.”
You believed that “By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!”
You spent hours in the basement building and re- building Lego
cities.
Big wheels and BMX’s were the way to go.
With your pink (or blue) portable tape player, you sang to Kylie and
Jason!
If you ever owned Polly Pocket or Micro Machines.
If you ever made Ken fall in love with Barbie.
You know what ” Psyche” means.
Partying “like it’s 1999″ seemed SO far away.
You knew that Transformers were “more than meets the eye”.
You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth.
You actually thought “Dirty Dancing” was a REALLY good film.
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we’d all be living in
space.
You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair.
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
You had to change into play clothes after school.
You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box.
Somehow you still know all the words to songs played on VH1’s “Big
80s”
Your arm was full of rubber bracelets.
You wore those wide, colourful shoelaces.
You still don’t like going in the sea because of Jaws.
You remember Now compilations that had the pig on the front cover.
You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned in
places that had sufficient tools to build an armoured tank.
Oh god i had one of those global hypercolour T-shirts all they did was change colour round your pits and made it look like you were well sweaty, but i still thought i looked well cool at the time!!
As for the big wheels on bmx’s they were called mags and if you had skyway mags then you were one step closer to being cool!!
I was born in 1972 but the 80’s where the most important childhood years!
I also remember knowing the dance moves to White lines by grand master flash and thinking i was the dogs bollocks!!
old t-shirt into a new Sexy dress
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Posted under Funny T Shirt
Whilst trying out a new t-shirt in Vienna, Mister Bat from Stockport’s premier rock beat combo ‘The CasualTies’ is spotted by an overeager autograph hunter with, once again, not particularly hilarious results.
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Posted under Rude T Shirts